Don’t read me: I dare you!
See, I know a secret. That’s the secret of my cocksurety: a secret. The secret: you are reading this.
Here is the matter: I admit to allowing the accidental, and mere, seeming of a hostility toward the reader in those first six words, above. Yes, it is also deserving of note that the exclamation mark might feel like a crowning insult. It is not, and there is no insult at all to crown. Still, to sound so cavalier and contemptuous—to merely sound so—is like writerly suicide.
And yet it remains: that either I still have your attention, or I have lost it. In the latter case, these very words are mere trash-canned elocution to nobody—and such mere unread patterns of pixels, or patterns of ink on crumpled paper, are absurd, are an abortion of language, are language conceived, concocted, encrypted in print—but unreceived and so, at once, ceasing to be language. They’ll therefore have no sense, no reference, and, most notably for my present point, no truth-value. From this, I believe, it follows that you are still reading.
Consider the proposition “You are still reading this.” Let this be our topic, presently. One of the fundamental laws of thought has it that, to deny this proposition requires proposing its negation—to negate it, you must propose that you are not reading this. Please note that I am not even talking, right here, about the trivial fact that you are indeed reading this—that is merely a state-of-affairs, which might as well have been otherwise, whereas I am concerned with logical necessity. I am trying to draw your attention to the fatal contradiction implied in any argument against our topic proposition. To clarify that, let me please mention myself instead of you—it might be anybody doing this brief meditation on the proposition “You are still reading this.” So let’s say “I.” Should I try my hand at negating our topic proposition, I must assert its negation: I must assert that you are not still reading this. But of course, I cannot assert this latter, contradistinct proposition without negating the reception, and therefore the linguistic-ness of my language, and therefore any semantic content at all to my hopeful counter-proposition. Unequipped with such an impossible assertion (only language can assert, and language into the void, as writing to non-readers, is something like a twin without a sibling—it rapidly un-becomes itself), I cannot possibly negate our topic proposition. In asserting its contradistinction, I pull the semantic rug out from my own feet, thereby finding my assertion impossible to assert, in virtue of that very assertion.
I believe, and hope you will agree, that I have proven and demonstrated that it is necessarily true that you are still reading. I flatter myself, probably, but cheerfully, by supposing that I am the first writer ever to so prove and so demonstrate the necessity of being read—I feel I have fuddled with the metaphysical, and in fact ordained the necessity of my readership. Not even Goethe was ever—strictly, logically—so assured that anything he wrote would be read. He, and all the writerly world before, and around, me, had merely, at most, fantastic popularity, et cetera, to stack probability greatly in their favor, in finding readers for anything they would write. Mere probability! I chortle at probability. I have dealt, am dealing, in necessity. That’s what god does!
Perhaps you are snickering at me now. Well, snicker: but you cannot disprove my point—and, yes, after all (let’s admit the trivial, but true) disproof (of any deliberate sort) requires cognizance—disproof of a written point requires readership, and there remains, in addition to the strictly logical argument above, the miserable little, inescapable matter of you actually reading this. Should you set your mind on disproving this point of mine without ever having read it, should you spontaneously know that I write what I am writing, should you prove yourself unaccountably aware of the abstract point of this piece of language or hopeful-language, I might want to bow out and surrender to such an apparently preternatural opposition, which would certainly seem enormously admirable, which would certainly steal my affection and respect. Still, I would be obliged—logic always obliges us, after all—to be assured, by my lucidly logical meditation on our earlier proposition “You are still reading this,” that I am right. And it is necessarily so. And sure, it is, as arithmetic.
And let me double back a bit, and consider the mere, but almost-necessary, state of affairs which has you, indeed, though accidentally (not necessarily), actually reading this. I figure it is almost certain, barring something like telepathy. Disproof (of a written point), as we have said, requires readership: so, disproof invalidates itself, if my point is that you are still reading. And it is. And I needn’t add that you are, also, reading, as that is implied, strictly and surely.
But: you are. It is necessarily so.
Perhaps you think I am slipping away toward half-madness, or into early madness, into delusions of grandeur. But I have only pointed out the fabulous truth: that I have asserted astounding, logico-metaphysical powers unrealized yet by anyone else, ever, probably. Thus I prove and require my being read. And, behold: you readeth!
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and
despair.
Now I descry mine self, ecstatic: lo, here is Me. Weave a circle round him thrice, and close your eyes in holy dread:
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
and drunk the Milk of Paradise…
(thank you sincerely for your time),
Christopher Lantz.
(a great big batshit-insane lunatic bastard, only faking: this has all been make-believe. I am very bored, and so singing songs of a sort.)
...and the songs that I sing,
they’re not supposed to mean a thing!
(La dee da da. La dee da, la dee da da…)
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
You Call That a Guilty Pleasure? Try Buggering the Couch. Here's a Pair of Scissors.
February is long gone, thank god. The Oscars and all that, come and gone. If one more person told me that watching this or that awards show is a "guilty pleasure" of theirs, I was going to say it to their face: that's a fucking pitiable excuse for a guilty pleasure.
Three--no less than three people have "confessed" to me that they love watching the Oscars.
Maybe that’s a coincidence, but it is certainly, at heart, part of a larger, obnoxious trend of playfully confessing to things we’re not really ashamed of.
Everybody has such benign guilty pleasures: a friend of mine half-whispers to me that he "kind of likes the Bee-Gees."
For shame! Is this what lurks in the darkest depths of the human heart? Speak up, so everybody can hear–because you know you’re not really ashamed of liking the Bee-Gees. And if you are, then, yes, there is something very, very wrong with you.
I wish I could yell back at my friend to find a better (i.e., worse) way to squander his spirit than listening to the Bee-Gees–I would suggest masturbating gloomily all weekend, every weekend, but I secretly know he already does this. I was his roommate in college. But I don’t expect he’s going to confess to that particular "guilty pleasure" anytime soon.
A coworker admits to me, with fake solemnity–like I’m a priest or something–that she "actually hates talking to payroll on the phone" and that, though she sounds friendly, she’s "only faking it."
Oh, how horrible! Guess what? Payroll is only faking it, too. What’s more, you know they are, and they know you are. And you know that I know that. Our social world, each of our daily lives, is premised on fake friendliness... and most six-year-olds are aware of this. To pretend that I am not, that you’re letting me in on a secret, is a little demeaning.
I do this, too, but I truly feel it’s time we stop: I will never again tell people that one of my "guilty pleasures" is watching every film version ever made of Charles Dickens’s A Christmas Carol each December. Because I know in my heart that this is perfectly wholesome. In return, please do not tell me that your "guilty pleasures" include eating half a pack of Fig Newtons in the bathtub. Tell me that you enjoy making fun of the deaf. Or that you like to start vicious rumors from scratch, just to watch them grow and grow until they devour innocent people’s lives. Tell me that you beat up old people for fun. These are the kind of unspeakably sick, depraved things that make for true guilty pleasures; these things inspire contempt, and make others feel good about themselves.
Don’t tell me that you secretly like eating straight from the jar of peanut butter–tell me that you secretly pay somebody to smear it onto your face while saying hurtful things to you. Because if you can’t come up with an unsightly paraphilia, or some such true disgrace to admit to, I’m going to just feel awful about myself in comparison. And you know what? I suspect everybody really knows that already...
Most people will say I’m making too big a deal out of this. But it’s such a riddle, nearly an unfathomable mystery to me that we live in this age of bogus confessions. Everywhere, the frenzied voices of friends, family, and coworkers are "confessing" to things they aren’t really ashamed of.
Well, here’s my own, last contribution to the din: don’t tell anybody this, but I did not really read all of the assigned reading that earned me my college degrees. For instance, I did not really read the French sociologist Michel Foucault. Not a word... but, from class discussion and secondary sources, I get the gist of what he was saying, and it goes like this: our notions of pleasure, shame, and depravity are hopelessly bound up with social relations of power. And we all like to feel powerful. (Admit it.)
Thank you, Foucault, my second-hand, adulterated, oversimplified imaginary friend! You not only faked your way so convincingly into my final examination essays, you have (I think) artfully explained the mystery of the bogus confession: we just like to make each other feel guilty, because that makes us feel strong. Tell a human being that, deep down in the darkest shadows of your soul, you secretly long to... eat two whole pints of ice cream, and you’re pretty much going to make him or her feel awful. Honestly, I think we use this light-hearted hush just to make others feel unconsciously depraved by comparison, even as they are forced to laugh and make-believe at being outraged by our obviously wholesome "bad-habits." We all know that every human being has far, far darker secrets than liking the Bee-Gees, or hating the girl in payroll.
The fake "guilty pleasure," and all such bogus confessions, are really aimed at making other people feel awful in comparison to you–and this is essentially an exercise in power. The same Puritanical power that held, and still holds, together the fabrics of whole, wild, mighty, otherwise untamable societies is miniaturized, and given a friendlier face in the bogus confession. At heart, though, it is just about power, plain and simple.
So stop yourself, next time you feel like telling a friend "You know what? Sometimes I like to watch Days of Our Lives... but don’t you tell anybody that!" Do you really need that smiling sleight-of-hand, do you really have to heap all that guilt onto others, just to feel powerful? You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
P.S. I fucking read Michel Foucault! Saying I didn't just helped make my point. ...Shame on me, I fibbed, and I confess! Tee hee. Hoo hoo. (Fucking kill me, please.)
Three--no less than three people have "confessed" to me that they love watching the Oscars.
Maybe that’s a coincidence, but it is certainly, at heart, part of a larger, obnoxious trend of playfully confessing to things we’re not really ashamed of.
Everybody has such benign guilty pleasures: a friend of mine half-whispers to me that he "kind of likes the Bee-Gees."
For shame! Is this what lurks in the darkest depths of the human heart? Speak up, so everybody can hear–because you know you’re not really ashamed of liking the Bee-Gees. And if you are, then, yes, there is something very, very wrong with you.
I wish I could yell back at my friend to find a better (i.e., worse) way to squander his spirit than listening to the Bee-Gees–I would suggest masturbating gloomily all weekend, every weekend, but I secretly know he already does this. I was his roommate in college. But I don’t expect he’s going to confess to that particular "guilty pleasure" anytime soon.
A coworker admits to me, with fake solemnity–like I’m a priest or something–that she "actually hates talking to payroll on the phone" and that, though she sounds friendly, she’s "only faking it."
Oh, how horrible! Guess what? Payroll is only faking it, too. What’s more, you know they are, and they know you are. And you know that I know that. Our social world, each of our daily lives, is premised on fake friendliness... and most six-year-olds are aware of this. To pretend that I am not, that you’re letting me in on a secret, is a little demeaning.
I do this, too, but I truly feel it’s time we stop: I will never again tell people that one of my "guilty pleasures" is watching every film version ever made of Charles Dickens’s A Christmas Carol each December. Because I know in my heart that this is perfectly wholesome. In return, please do not tell me that your "guilty pleasures" include eating half a pack of Fig Newtons in the bathtub. Tell me that you enjoy making fun of the deaf. Or that you like to start vicious rumors from scratch, just to watch them grow and grow until they devour innocent people’s lives. Tell me that you beat up old people for fun. These are the kind of unspeakably sick, depraved things that make for true guilty pleasures; these things inspire contempt, and make others feel good about themselves.
Don’t tell me that you secretly like eating straight from the jar of peanut butter–tell me that you secretly pay somebody to smear it onto your face while saying hurtful things to you. Because if you can’t come up with an unsightly paraphilia, or some such true disgrace to admit to, I’m going to just feel awful about myself in comparison. And you know what? I suspect everybody really knows that already...
Most people will say I’m making too big a deal out of this. But it’s such a riddle, nearly an unfathomable mystery to me that we live in this age of bogus confessions. Everywhere, the frenzied voices of friends, family, and coworkers are "confessing" to things they aren’t really ashamed of.
Well, here’s my own, last contribution to the din: don’t tell anybody this, but I did not really read all of the assigned reading that earned me my college degrees. For instance, I did not really read the French sociologist Michel Foucault. Not a word... but, from class discussion and secondary sources, I get the gist of what he was saying, and it goes like this: our notions of pleasure, shame, and depravity are hopelessly bound up with social relations of power. And we all like to feel powerful. (Admit it.)
Thank you, Foucault, my second-hand, adulterated, oversimplified imaginary friend! You not only faked your way so convincingly into my final examination essays, you have (I think) artfully explained the mystery of the bogus confession: we just like to make each other feel guilty, because that makes us feel strong. Tell a human being that, deep down in the darkest shadows of your soul, you secretly long to... eat two whole pints of ice cream, and you’re pretty much going to make him or her feel awful. Honestly, I think we use this light-hearted hush just to make others feel unconsciously depraved by comparison, even as they are forced to laugh and make-believe at being outraged by our obviously wholesome "bad-habits." We all know that every human being has far, far darker secrets than liking the Bee-Gees, or hating the girl in payroll.
The fake "guilty pleasure," and all such bogus confessions, are really aimed at making other people feel awful in comparison to you–and this is essentially an exercise in power. The same Puritanical power that held, and still holds, together the fabrics of whole, wild, mighty, otherwise untamable societies is miniaturized, and given a friendlier face in the bogus confession. At heart, though, it is just about power, plain and simple.
So stop yourself, next time you feel like telling a friend "You know what? Sometimes I like to watch Days of Our Lives... but don’t you tell anybody that!" Do you really need that smiling sleight-of-hand, do you really have to heap all that guilt onto others, just to feel powerful? You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
P.S. I fucking read Michel Foucault! Saying I didn't just helped make my point. ...Shame on me, I fibbed, and I confess! Tee hee. Hoo hoo. (Fucking kill me, please.)
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
12 June 2008
You should shut up now and read everything I am about to say.
No, seriously shut up... And now, please read all of this, please:
Let’s start with an elemental idea in economics. I swear I am not patronizing you, and you will see–we’re going somewhere interesting with this:
Surplus value is simply the exchange value of the work you do (what it’s worth to some corporation or other) minus the wages they pay you. (And now, we’re off into something more interesting...)
Here is the truth, as sure as arithmetic, and very brutal: a capitalist will always take as much as he can get away with from you, because he must, because competition demands it categorically, and if he neglects this immoral responsibility, competition (it’s always there, in capitalism) will outperform him, and soon he is no longer a capitalist. Then the competition will perhaps hire him, and take from his as much as they can get away with... They always will, in capitalism.
The interesting thing about this is what it suggests for the history of American socialism, in particular. Whatever you say about the adulteration of socialism (which should be global, human) with nationalism, or national definitions, or national politics, it is undeniable that once, about 75 years ago, it clearly scared the wits out of the corporate class, and motivated some bitter consolations, and more than a tweaking of a whole titanic capitalist economy. The American working class that finally organized itself into something faintly like coordinated (though still awfully spastic and jerky) action had the American corporate class sweating. That, of course, is unthinkable, in the American way of thinking about history and political reality, i.e., the capitalist way of thinking, i.e., the way you’re supposed to be thinking, i.e., the only way you’re supposed to think about thinking, if you’re minding the rules. (The rules, by the way, are as swift and insidiously slippery as, more stupefying and mind-warping than the mercury out of old thermometers, which, you know, you must never drink. Well, what do you know? I’m patronizing my readers after all. Please now forget everything you have found between these particular parentheses.) It’s unthinkable because the capitalists are in control, and they don’t want us thinking we ever made them flinch.
But we did make them flinch, or our grandparents did, when they got out and organized unions, and started talking about One Big Union. They whimpered in fright, when we started acting like one, and threatening to simply shut down the whole apparatus of American capitalist production, if they didn’t stop brutalizing union members, and working little kids to death, and trying earlier on than Mussolini to pull that kind of corporatist shit he later specialized in (under a conveniently different, demonized and exoticizing name: "fascism," which sounds a heck of a lot less disturbingly like something our own bosses would surely like to set in place than the original term "corporatism.")
We worked together, and by we I mean our grandparents, who learned to be far smarter than we have forgotten how to be, we talked about what we wanted, and then we shouted our demands right in the face of the corporate class. And they flinched, which is why, today, the economic arrangement of life in America is a little bit less fucked up, for Americans.
They didn’t have a choice: it was all boiling over, and threatening to shut down. We can always be proud of that, our one brief moment so far in history where we showed true audacity, made possible by organizing, and inspired mostly by hungry children. If you want to make anybody really interested in politics and unions, really fast, show them their children crying because they’re hungry. A hungry mob is an angry mob, for sure.
If it has gotten to such a point, and you are a capitalist, you want things to simmer down, and so you had better give those kids something to eat, and quick. If you’re lucky, you can reverse the damage done, even dimantle the unions, if they’re not yet ironclad, formed from pure outrage and sheer necessity. You’d better feed those kids, and play down the flagrant hand up the government’s ass you’ve been working to your own selfish ends, and the ends of capital. And stop beating and killing union organizers. And slowly, really slowly, people should start losing interest in unions and politics again.
That, then, pretty much accounts for current the state of things: we did just what they predicted we’d do, and, today, people are proud to announce that they don’t see how socialism is relevant to their lives, or their interests. Today, the working class thinks socialists are the people Chuck Norris had to kill so many of to free those American prisoners of war, and the people who fight climactic fights against Rock Balboa, even though they are obviously taking steroids, and the officials should totally step in and disqualify the cheating commies (but they don’t, so the myth goes, because of some unaccountably believed-in left-leaning bias of those in power, like international boxing officials, and the media–by the way, that myth was brought to you by the media, so go figure... ).
The American working class is not in itself stupid, just like we are not by nature racists. We have to be taught those things, and many of us are, to ensure we don't act up again, don't organize, don't realize our own best interests, as a class. We have been taught, and so often in painfully dumbed-down, degrading form, absurd lies about who and what socialism is. Next time somebody tells you that education is the answer to racism or mindless-culture-addiction, remind them to be careful they're not suggesting that the poor are somehow naturally racist and mindless, and, if only they weren't so filthy and poor, they might be lifted out of their natural ignorance into the light. Children, before they are taught differently, don't care any more about the color of somebody's skin than the color of their shirt or shoelaces. The disadvantaged must be taught their ignorance. Remember that, and stop touting education for backwoods yokels in that particular way we tout.
In short, we are still being milked for all they can steal. Surplus value is always pushed to the brink. That’s just an immutable fact of life under capitalism: they never take less than the most they can get away with. But these days, that’s less, a lot less, than what they could get away with in 1910. So, if by some odd stroke of luck (or lucky lack of a stroke, I suppose) one of your grandparents is still alive, say thank you for the food that sustained you, and the fact that the considerable periods when they do not inflict nightmarish world wars on us... and send us in armies out to kill armies of other working class people, who have done nothing to hurt us, and even though we have nothing to gain from fighting, except probably a tighter stranglehold for capital, around our own necks. Say "thank you" to your grandparent. Before them, children didn’t really experience puberty, did not become full fleshed-out men and women until they were about twenty-two years old. Even then, they straggled into maturity. All because they didn’t have enough food to eat, because "grocery money" was still part of that huge swath of surplus value that the corporate class was gobbling up and reinvesting in our own exploitation. There was so little food that their bodies simply didn’t have the energy to orchestrate such a huge change, and so they dragged along into unhappy adulthood, which was long, long after they had started working like adults, and being worked to death, or very nearly so. Always, always, always: as much as they can get away with. Our grandparents simply told them they weren’t going to get away with so much anymore. Or else, that was it, capitalism shuts down. The economy is nothing more than the sum of our work (dynamically restructured, turned against our own best interests). And for once we, the working class, said that we would stop the whole big machine, unless things changed. So things changed. So thank your grandparents. Even if they’re dead.
What’s a corporate class to do after that big flinch and frustration at home? Expand exploitation, the real, ruthless kind Americans have long forgotten is real, and at the heart of this economy, expand that exploitation beyond national borders, and start taking it out of an international working class, a "third world." That will pay for the concessions to the American working class, with a whole lot left over...
So, while you’re thanking people for dinner and a checking account and a handful of paid holidays, you should say "thank you" to the third world. But they probably seem less real to you than your dead grandparents... Say thank you anyway.
No, seriously shut up... And now, please read all of this, please:
Let’s start with an elemental idea in economics. I swear I am not patronizing you, and you will see–we’re going somewhere interesting with this:
Surplus value is simply the exchange value of the work you do (what it’s worth to some corporation or other) minus the wages they pay you. (And now, we’re off into something more interesting...)
Here is the truth, as sure as arithmetic, and very brutal: a capitalist will always take as much as he can get away with from you, because he must, because competition demands it categorically, and if he neglects this immoral responsibility, competition (it’s always there, in capitalism) will outperform him, and soon he is no longer a capitalist. Then the competition will perhaps hire him, and take from his as much as they can get away with... They always will, in capitalism.
The interesting thing about this is what it suggests for the history of American socialism, in particular. Whatever you say about the adulteration of socialism (which should be global, human) with nationalism, or national definitions, or national politics, it is undeniable that once, about 75 years ago, it clearly scared the wits out of the corporate class, and motivated some bitter consolations, and more than a tweaking of a whole titanic capitalist economy. The American working class that finally organized itself into something faintly like coordinated (though still awfully spastic and jerky) action had the American corporate class sweating. That, of course, is unthinkable, in the American way of thinking about history and political reality, i.e., the capitalist way of thinking, i.e., the way you’re supposed to be thinking, i.e., the only way you’re supposed to think about thinking, if you’re minding the rules. (The rules, by the way, are as swift and insidiously slippery as, more stupefying and mind-warping than the mercury out of old thermometers, which, you know, you must never drink. Well, what do you know? I’m patronizing my readers after all. Please now forget everything you have found between these particular parentheses.) It’s unthinkable because the capitalists are in control, and they don’t want us thinking we ever made them flinch.
But we did make them flinch, or our grandparents did, when they got out and organized unions, and started talking about One Big Union. They whimpered in fright, when we started acting like one, and threatening to simply shut down the whole apparatus of American capitalist production, if they didn’t stop brutalizing union members, and working little kids to death, and trying earlier on than Mussolini to pull that kind of corporatist shit he later specialized in (under a conveniently different, demonized and exoticizing name: "fascism," which sounds a heck of a lot less disturbingly like something our own bosses would surely like to set in place than the original term "corporatism.")
We worked together, and by we I mean our grandparents, who learned to be far smarter than we have forgotten how to be, we talked about what we wanted, and then we shouted our demands right in the face of the corporate class. And they flinched, which is why, today, the economic arrangement of life in America is a little bit less fucked up, for Americans.
They didn’t have a choice: it was all boiling over, and threatening to shut down. We can always be proud of that, our one brief moment so far in history where we showed true audacity, made possible by organizing, and inspired mostly by hungry children. If you want to make anybody really interested in politics and unions, really fast, show them their children crying because they’re hungry. A hungry mob is an angry mob, for sure.
If it has gotten to such a point, and you are a capitalist, you want things to simmer down, and so you had better give those kids something to eat, and quick. If you’re lucky, you can reverse the damage done, even dimantle the unions, if they’re not yet ironclad, formed from pure outrage and sheer necessity. You’d better feed those kids, and play down the flagrant hand up the government’s ass you’ve been working to your own selfish ends, and the ends of capital. And stop beating and killing union organizers. And slowly, really slowly, people should start losing interest in unions and politics again.
That, then, pretty much accounts for current the state of things: we did just what they predicted we’d do, and, today, people are proud to announce that they don’t see how socialism is relevant to their lives, or their interests. Today, the working class thinks socialists are the people Chuck Norris had to kill so many of to free those American prisoners of war, and the people who fight climactic fights against Rock Balboa, even though they are obviously taking steroids, and the officials should totally step in and disqualify the cheating commies (but they don’t, so the myth goes, because of some unaccountably believed-in left-leaning bias of those in power, like international boxing officials, and the media–by the way, that myth was brought to you by the media, so go figure... ).
The American working class is not in itself stupid, just like we are not by nature racists. We have to be taught those things, and many of us are, to ensure we don't act up again, don't organize, don't realize our own best interests, as a class. We have been taught, and so often in painfully dumbed-down, degrading form, absurd lies about who and what socialism is. Next time somebody tells you that education is the answer to racism or mindless-culture-addiction, remind them to be careful they're not suggesting that the poor are somehow naturally racist and mindless, and, if only they weren't so filthy and poor, they might be lifted out of their natural ignorance into the light. Children, before they are taught differently, don't care any more about the color of somebody's skin than the color of their shirt or shoelaces. The disadvantaged must be taught their ignorance. Remember that, and stop touting education for backwoods yokels in that particular way we tout.
In short, we are still being milked for all they can steal. Surplus value is always pushed to the brink. That’s just an immutable fact of life under capitalism: they never take less than the most they can get away with. But these days, that’s less, a lot less, than what they could get away with in 1910. So, if by some odd stroke of luck (or lucky lack of a stroke, I suppose) one of your grandparents is still alive, say thank you for the food that sustained you, and the fact that the considerable periods when they do not inflict nightmarish world wars on us... and send us in armies out to kill armies of other working class people, who have done nothing to hurt us, and even though we have nothing to gain from fighting, except probably a tighter stranglehold for capital, around our own necks. Say "thank you" to your grandparent. Before them, children didn’t really experience puberty, did not become full fleshed-out men and women until they were about twenty-two years old. Even then, they straggled into maturity. All because they didn’t have enough food to eat, because "grocery money" was still part of that huge swath of surplus value that the corporate class was gobbling up and reinvesting in our own exploitation. There was so little food that their bodies simply didn’t have the energy to orchestrate such a huge change, and so they dragged along into unhappy adulthood, which was long, long after they had started working like adults, and being worked to death, or very nearly so. Always, always, always: as much as they can get away with. Our grandparents simply told them they weren’t going to get away with so much anymore. Or else, that was it, capitalism shuts down. The economy is nothing more than the sum of our work (dynamically restructured, turned against our own best interests). And for once we, the working class, said that we would stop the whole big machine, unless things changed. So things changed. So thank your grandparents. Even if they’re dead.
What’s a corporate class to do after that big flinch and frustration at home? Expand exploitation, the real, ruthless kind Americans have long forgotten is real, and at the heart of this economy, expand that exploitation beyond national borders, and start taking it out of an international working class, a "third world." That will pay for the concessions to the American working class, with a whole lot left over...
So, while you’re thanking people for dinner and a checking account and a handful of paid holidays, you should say "thank you" to the third world. But they probably seem less real to you than your dead grandparents... Say thank you anyway.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
3 June 2008
Though I could never study something as methodologically disciplined and potentially practical as psychology, general education requirements have left me with a knowledge of its key points, and the ability to make from them uninsightful extrapolations, none of this really worth mentioning except: it’s interesting that I still don’t really get any of these points, and that I have to relearn them all, for myself. Take, for instance, the famous self-destructive side of the personality. It’s real, just as I’d figured, but never felt for myself. (In fact, I acknowledged many just such profoundly disturbing things about myself, and while these thoughts were still fresh and abstract, I pinned them down in my psychology textbooks, and tried to shelve them away, forever unseen again.) My self-destructive side: my, is he ever bent on ruining me!
He’s stupid as all hell, and his calling card is the irrational thought. I think that’s why Albert Ellis uses "self-destructive" and "irrational" to mean the same thing. The self-destructive side is just that predicatably and without fail, stupid.
He made me think maybe I got Albert Ellis mixed up with another guy, so that I had to double-check for just long enough to forget what I was about to say, because it actually seemed worth saying...
He's too stupid to hate, like a swarm of bees, or a bigoted grandparent.
He'll try anything, anything to screw with me, barring a well-formed and well-premissed argument. He's so very unclever. And yet he often gets away with it. He comes up with the most brazenly stupid ideas when I'm groggy or distracted by far more important things. Somehow, he thought it sounded like a good idea to divide up the things I have to do into three very poorly defined classes, and to buy a different planner for each. And over the course of late 2006, I fell for it I bought three different 2007 planners.
He's why I haven't written here in so long: he remembered me thinking how shamefully neglectful so many people were, starting blogs and keeping them for a few weeks, leaving a clear record of their inability to stick with stuff.
You've got one, too, in case you didn't know. He seems like he’s not there. He vanishes before you can find him, but deep down, I think you know him as well as he knows you, which is very well: his favorite food is stuff you've recently heard is especially bad for you. His favorite music is catchy, his favorite songs include anything you hate, and anything that will keep you from your work. Most of all, he prefers anything he can pare down to a mocking fragment of a melody, and sing to you over and over and over. His turn-ons include anybody you cannot have sex with, because you cannot have sex with them.
He’s stupid as all hell, and his calling card is the irrational thought. I think that’s why Albert Ellis uses "self-destructive" and "irrational" to mean the same thing. The self-destructive side is just that predicatably and without fail, stupid.
He made me think maybe I got Albert Ellis mixed up with another guy, so that I had to double-check for just long enough to forget what I was about to say, because it actually seemed worth saying...
He's too stupid to hate, like a swarm of bees, or a bigoted grandparent.
He'll try anything, anything to screw with me, barring a well-formed and well-premissed argument. He's so very unclever. And yet he often gets away with it. He comes up with the most brazenly stupid ideas when I'm groggy or distracted by far more important things. Somehow, he thought it sounded like a good idea to divide up the things I have to do into three very poorly defined classes, and to buy a different planner for each. And over the course of late 2006, I fell for it I bought three different 2007 planners.
He's why I haven't written here in so long: he remembered me thinking how shamefully neglectful so many people were, starting blogs and keeping them for a few weeks, leaving a clear record of their inability to stick with stuff.
You've got one, too, in case you didn't know. He seems like he’s not there. He vanishes before you can find him, but deep down, I think you know him as well as he knows you, which is very well: his favorite food is stuff you've recently heard is especially bad for you. His favorite music is catchy, his favorite songs include anything you hate, and anything that will keep you from your work. Most of all, he prefers anything he can pare down to a mocking fragment of a melody, and sing to you over and over and over. His turn-ons include anybody you cannot have sex with, because you cannot have sex with them.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
30 April 2008
Goodnight, reason: the signs that we’re cheerfully poised to slip back into real-life fascism are too clear to ignore. The latest one I’ve noticed: a Nextel commercial, called "what if firefighters ran the world?" It’s apparently going over well with the public (it’s been running steadily for weeks now). The public, it seems, dreams of a government run by no-nonsense men (yes, men) who get the job done without deliberating, hearing out dissenters, or (god forbid) dissenting themselves. The American public longs for a legislature that "gets down to business," that speaks, thinks, and votes in an eerie, regimented monotone. The kind who know that there’s a time to think and a time to do, and this (congress) isn’t the time to think! The kind of politicians who don’t need to be reminded that they’re at work, on wealthy taxpayers’ time. (And sure, why not ones who will hock mobile phones or whatever the fuck Nextel sells. Surely that can’t hurt? A corporate-sponsored Congress?*) Americans want to stop being nagged and guilt-tripped about voting, and would prefer firemen –i.e., legislators selected for heroics, courage, and physical prowess. Most of all, they want, instead of the usual bunch, guys who have better things to do with their time (and our tax dollars!) than menstruating, hand-wringing, photo-oping, foot-dragging, flip-flopping, wish-washing (that one’s mine! but you can borrow it anytime, indignant taxpayers!), or general pussy-footing around, whatever that means.
In short, the public doesn’t want real legislators, but guys who will follow orders, and answer to the wealthy, which (it’s suggested) is what governments are supposed to do.
I’ve grown accustomed to idiot populism, chauvinism–what disturbs me enough to write this is the undeniable hint of corporatism. Real, honest-to-god fascism. Again.
Here. I’m not going to put a big youtube box for you to watch it, because its very presence offends me. But this guy’s link links to it, and includes lots and lots of applauding commentary, which should be an index to just how scared you should be, with the American mind in such a state:
http://www.firefighternation.com/video/video/show?id=889755%3AVideo%3A601822
Things would be so much better if we didn’t have to spend so much time (and tax dollars!) thinking, deliberating, and (I’ll say it again) general pussy-footing around (though I still don’t know what that means). The common man,** while apparently clueless about the abstract apparatus of government, let alone what actually goes on, assumes that it’s "politics as usual" which has something vaguely to do with wasting time and money. Also, things, they believe, would be so much better if we just got over our obsession with being p.c. (?), and stopped tiptoeing around other people’s feelings.
That’s basically what the commercial is about, raves the common man. Stop holding shit up. Governments should just do whatever it is governments have to do, and get out of our hair (unless the firemen need to delouse us). In layman’s terms: Get the shit done. (The common man doesn’t know quite what the term "layman’s terms" means, but has a pretty good idea, and sure likes how it sounds.) Who better to do that, who better to run the world than firemen? Well, maybe Marines. But still, it makes a good point.
Acch. Enough of my mind-boggling untrained babel of sarcasm/sincerity/sarcasm/etc. I am, in short, frustrated and afraid. History is still bottled up, roiling, rolling, turning back on itself, regressing. Reason's so clearly being lullabyed. We're slipping back deeper into darkness. I mean it: we're teetering on the brink of fascism. Again. I want to close my eyes before the great fall.
*I just know that the American people would like a Congress "that pays for itself." Because, I hate to say this, the American people seem generally ...very dim. Mercifully, dim enough thus far to neglect this opportunity to give American corporations a hand-up, and a more blatant and abusable say in government.
**Hey, get off my back--they’ve asked me to refer to them collectively by that sexist term–and, when referring to any of them specifically, to refer to that reference as his or her "Christian name." P.S. They told me to tell you: It’s called a Christmas Tree. Deal with it.
In short, the public doesn’t want real legislators, but guys who will follow orders, and answer to the wealthy, which (it’s suggested) is what governments are supposed to do.
I’ve grown accustomed to idiot populism, chauvinism–what disturbs me enough to write this is the undeniable hint of corporatism. Real, honest-to-god fascism. Again.
Here. I’m not going to put a big youtube box for you to watch it, because its very presence offends me. But this guy’s link links to it, and includes lots and lots of applauding commentary, which should be an index to just how scared you should be, with the American mind in such a state:
http://www.firefighternation.com/video/video/show?id=889755%3AVideo%3A601822
Things would be so much better if we didn’t have to spend so much time (and tax dollars!) thinking, deliberating, and (I’ll say it again) general pussy-footing around (though I still don’t know what that means). The common man,** while apparently clueless about the abstract apparatus of government, let alone what actually goes on, assumes that it’s "politics as usual" which has something vaguely to do with wasting time and money. Also, things, they believe, would be so much better if we just got over our obsession with being p.c. (?), and stopped tiptoeing around other people’s feelings.
That’s basically what the commercial is about, raves the common man. Stop holding shit up. Governments should just do whatever it is governments have to do, and get out of our hair (unless the firemen need to delouse us). In layman’s terms: Get the shit done. (The common man doesn’t know quite what the term "layman’s terms" means, but has a pretty good idea, and sure likes how it sounds.) Who better to do that, who better to run the world than firemen? Well, maybe Marines. But still, it makes a good point.
Acch. Enough of my mind-boggling untrained babel of sarcasm/sincerity/sarcasm/etc. I am, in short, frustrated and afraid. History is still bottled up, roiling, rolling, turning back on itself, regressing. Reason's so clearly being lullabyed. We're slipping back deeper into darkness. I mean it: we're teetering on the brink of fascism. Again. I want to close my eyes before the great fall.
*I just know that the American people would like a Congress "that pays for itself." Because, I hate to say this, the American people seem generally ...very dim. Mercifully, dim enough thus far to neglect this opportunity to give American corporations a hand-up, and a more blatant and abusable say in government.
**Hey, get off my back--they’ve asked me to refer to them collectively by that sexist term–and, when referring to any of them specifically, to refer to that reference as his or her "Christian name." P.S. They told me to tell you: It’s called a Christmas Tree. Deal with it.
Monday, April 28, 2008
28 April 2008
HERE IS WHY I'M A MARXIST. HERE, I THINK ...YES, HERE IS MOSTLY EVERYTHING I THINK ABOUT POLITICS:
Raise an eyebrow, when the mind protests too much. Or when culture does.
Raise an eyebrow when you wonder, as you’ve been subtly taught to wonder: "Can you believe how cruel and irrational the world used to be? Wouldn’t it suck to live back then, in the vague past, in olden times? Subject, as the people were, as we now assume, to the whims of elaborately cruel emperors and barons and absolute monarchs?" Ah, those awful days of crueler rulers... we’ve come along way, right?
Remember the holocaust?
Remember how quickly it was archived, tucked away into deep, dark history, misshelved in the "premodern horrors" section?
Did you check between the Bronze Age and Early Modern Europe? Because there’s no way that thing was spawned by modern-day capitalism! No freaking way...Stalin’s Russia, now there’s a monstrosity rightly associated with the economic system (nominally) in place at the time.
Purges, that’s what you get when you try to be communists! Because, as we all say, as though we’d memorized this script: "Communism works... in theory, but not in practice. Look at Stalin’s Russia."
"How do you get purges? Communism ...How do you get a holocaust? How do you shut the fuck up and stop asking so many questions?"
Well, now that the wars are all over, and all the dogs of Europe have stopped barking, and fascism, slavery, superstition, the English system of weight and measures, and unkindness have all been forever banished--now that the past is finally over, aren’t you glad? Do you ever think about how you take for granted little things, like leisure time, and dinner, and the History Channel? If you do think about it much, I pity you. Because I think you’re being deliberately misled.
Is the world really less cruel than it once was? Is it as kind now as it insists, so loudly, through popular history so seldom followed up by solid research?
We have a habit of "looking back" (as an unwittingly motivated and coordinated culture) on the "bad old days" to ratify the current state of things, the current distribution of social power, by implying that things are great–now that we’ve emerged from racism, or militarism, or a Red Scare, or the absolutely ruthless exploitation of the poorest of the poor.
But the truth is, it’s status quo, or, perhaps, things have gotten worse. The working class is still kept from consciously coordinating any of its actions, by racism and other carefully orchestrated, self-defeating postures (though, in an appalling irony, we’re unconsciously, culturally maneuvered into these very postures, which we like to imagine are "our own opinions.") And we’re still starting wars. And exploitation is more ruthless than ever... only it’s now outsourced to the third world, where it conveniently escapes the attention of guilt-stricken first-worlders, union organizers, and militants, changing all of these into something (semi-rich and) very strange: complacent consumers, Democrats, and "ivory-tower academic types." They are thereby rendered conveniently harmless or inarticulate, they’re all conveniently cut off from the third world that’s being worked to death by our corporate class.
We’re all so happy to remain unaware of the misery we’ve outsourced to the third world, where it waits, where it takes the current, still-spectral form of true international Communism, breathing faintly down our necks, soon raising one hand to tap us on the shoulder and get us to turn around for just a second ...where it waits to blow up in our faces once and for all, destroying this cruelty-powered economic arrangement of life, laying waste to capitalism, but killing God knows how many good people in the stampede.
It must have been awful living in the Middle Ages, don’t you think? Do you think? Why don’t you spend your time thinking about how awful it would be to live in 2008, in the wrong (i.e. larger) part of the world. Why doesn’t the History Channel tell you that story over and over and fucking over? Do you suppose there’s a reason we’re rather told about the elaborate cruelty of Caligula, or the brutal rituals used to reinforce relations of power among the Inca, or how shitty and degrading it must have been to be a medieval peasant? (Hint: yes, there is a reason...) (I’m only talking down to the vulgar Marx-bashers, mind you.)
We’re still lost. Lost deep, and deeper, in the nightmare of the dark.
So many clever people have forecasted the end of this arrangement of life, and, despite some sound reasoning, they always get it wrong. I don’t want to try my own artless hand at divining a date for the end of capitalism, or prophesying an exact schedule for the rise of true World Communism. But I want to suggest that things look shaky with the world.
Now, I’m not calling out "iceberg." And I would like (having thought out a tough ethical dilemma) to encourage our corporate filth to keep plowing full steam ahead.
Oh, about all this and, simultaneously, my blog title: History unfolds like clouds take forms. That’s what clouds do: take form. And take form, and take form, amazing, bewildering us, making fools of what weathermen we have. Changing into something always new and never quite what we imagined. Weathermen always get it wrong. But I rest assured of this, and you can too: sooner or later, it has to rain.
Raise an eyebrow, when the mind protests too much. Or when culture does.
Raise an eyebrow when you wonder, as you’ve been subtly taught to wonder: "Can you believe how cruel and irrational the world used to be? Wouldn’t it suck to live back then, in the vague past, in olden times? Subject, as the people were, as we now assume, to the whims of elaborately cruel emperors and barons and absolute monarchs?" Ah, those awful days of crueler rulers... we’ve come along way, right?
Remember the holocaust?
Remember how quickly it was archived, tucked away into deep, dark history, misshelved in the "premodern horrors" section?
Did you check between the Bronze Age and Early Modern Europe? Because there’s no way that thing was spawned by modern-day capitalism! No freaking way...Stalin’s Russia, now there’s a monstrosity rightly associated with the economic system (nominally) in place at the time.
Purges, that’s what you get when you try to be communists! Because, as we all say, as though we’d memorized this script: "Communism works... in theory, but not in practice. Look at Stalin’s Russia."
"How do you get purges? Communism ...How do you get a holocaust? How do you shut the fuck up and stop asking so many questions?"
Well, now that the wars are all over, and all the dogs of Europe have stopped barking, and fascism, slavery, superstition, the English system of weight and measures, and unkindness have all been forever banished--now that the past is finally over, aren’t you glad? Do you ever think about how you take for granted little things, like leisure time, and dinner, and the History Channel? If you do think about it much, I pity you. Because I think you’re being deliberately misled.
Is the world really less cruel than it once was? Is it as kind now as it insists, so loudly, through popular history so seldom followed up by solid research?
We have a habit of "looking back" (as an unwittingly motivated and coordinated culture) on the "bad old days" to ratify the current state of things, the current distribution of social power, by implying that things are great–now that we’ve emerged from racism, or militarism, or a Red Scare, or the absolutely ruthless exploitation of the poorest of the poor.
But the truth is, it’s status quo, or, perhaps, things have gotten worse. The working class is still kept from consciously coordinating any of its actions, by racism and other carefully orchestrated, self-defeating postures (though, in an appalling irony, we’re unconsciously, culturally maneuvered into these very postures, which we like to imagine are "our own opinions.") And we’re still starting wars. And exploitation is more ruthless than ever... only it’s now outsourced to the third world, where it conveniently escapes the attention of guilt-stricken first-worlders, union organizers, and militants, changing all of these into something (semi-rich and) very strange: complacent consumers, Democrats, and "ivory-tower academic types." They are thereby rendered conveniently harmless or inarticulate, they’re all conveniently cut off from the third world that’s being worked to death by our corporate class.
We’re all so happy to remain unaware of the misery we’ve outsourced to the third world, where it waits, where it takes the current, still-spectral form of true international Communism, breathing faintly down our necks, soon raising one hand to tap us on the shoulder and get us to turn around for just a second ...where it waits to blow up in our faces once and for all, destroying this cruelty-powered economic arrangement of life, laying waste to capitalism, but killing God knows how many good people in the stampede.
It must have been awful living in the Middle Ages, don’t you think? Do you think? Why don’t you spend your time thinking about how awful it would be to live in 2008, in the wrong (i.e. larger) part of the world. Why doesn’t the History Channel tell you that story over and over and fucking over? Do you suppose there’s a reason we’re rather told about the elaborate cruelty of Caligula, or the brutal rituals used to reinforce relations of power among the Inca, or how shitty and degrading it must have been to be a medieval peasant? (Hint: yes, there is a reason...) (I’m only talking down to the vulgar Marx-bashers, mind you.)
We’re still lost. Lost deep, and deeper, in the nightmare of the dark.
So many clever people have forecasted the end of this arrangement of life, and, despite some sound reasoning, they always get it wrong. I don’t want to try my own artless hand at divining a date for the end of capitalism, or prophesying an exact schedule for the rise of true World Communism. But I want to suggest that things look shaky with the world.
Now, I’m not calling out "iceberg." And I would like (having thought out a tough ethical dilemma) to encourage our corporate filth to keep plowing full steam ahead.
Oh, about all this and, simultaneously, my blog title: History unfolds like clouds take forms. That’s what clouds do: take form. And take form, and take form, amazing, bewildering us, making fools of what weathermen we have. Changing into something always new and never quite what we imagined. Weathermen always get it wrong. But I rest assured of this, and you can too: sooner or later, it has to rain.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
23 April 2008
Acch, Gott I am sick. On such a lovely day, too.
Acch, Gott, this is der Deutschsprak. Dis is mee mocking jau, Deutschland, fur, um, der Holocaust, and dat fucking band "Tokio Hotel" or vatever.
Datt said, I believe I'm moving to German Village soon.
Acch, Gott, this is der Deutschsprak. Dis is mee mocking jau, Deutschland, fur, um, der Holocaust, and dat fucking band "Tokio Hotel" or vatever.
Datt said, I believe I'm moving to German Village soon.
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